GET A HAIRCUT DAY
Rashida Jones 1976
“I had the full princess fantasy: the white horse, the whole being saved from my life, which is ridiculous. What do I want to be saved from? My life’s great! But it’s just this weird thing that’s been hammered into my head culturally: that’s the only way to succeed, that’s the only thing that counts for a woman. I’m happy, but the fact that I’m not married and don’t have kids – it’s taken me a long time to get to a place where I actually am OK with that, where I actually don’t feel like I’m some sort of loser.”
*If you are happily married with kids – good for you. If not, be OK with that – this doesn’t make you a loser.
Joakim Noah 1985
“For conditioning we did a lot of jogging, sprinting, jump roping, and on-court basketball workouts. There are also hill workouts, sprinting with bands, and biking. The results were outstanding. I gained 15 pounds of lean muscle and my strength increased dramatically.”
*Jog, sprint, jump rope, play basketball, sprint up hills, bicycle…that’s a full workout today.
George Harrison 1943
To cultivate his deep devotion to Krishna (the Sanskrit name for God in human form), he would wake up early and perform yoga postures for half an hour or so.
*Wake up early and perform yoga postures for half an hour while chanting: Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare. Beatles music in the background is optional.
Ric Flair 1949
Ric Flair Finance, formed in September 2007 as a loan referral service, was not licensed. The company was shut down in North Carolina, and Flair’s partner in the venture ended up suing Flair for not paying back a loan Flair had taken from him.
*Flair not only had no experience in finance, he wasn’t licensed. As you continue to strive for you’re own business, learn from the mistakes of the Nature Boy.
Sean Astin 1971 – watch The Goonies
*Watch The Goonies or Rudy
Carrot Top 1969
Breakfast – carrot top green juice
Lunch – warm carrot top salad
Dinner – carrot top pesto over pasta
*Live off of these carrot top recipes and “The Nature Boy’s” daily intake of alcohol today. This should not be done alone. Whoooooo!
BONUS: Wrestling legend Ric Flair had 15 drinks a day, slept with 10,000 women, documentary reveals
DOUBLE BONUS: Use today to get a haircut. There’s some great birthday lettuce to inspire a new hairstyle. George Harrison, Joakim Noah, Carrot Top, and Ric Flair. Ask your stylist for a combination of all 4.
SNUB – Chelsea Handler 1975
- You don’t have to be married or have kids
- Jog, sprint, jump rope, play basketball
- Yoga and chanting
- Know everything about your business
- Watch The Goonies
- Drink 10 beers and 5 vodka martinis while eating carrot top recipes
- Get a haircut