February 25

GET A HAIRCUT DAY

MIND

Chelsea Handler 1975

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Handler is an advocate for marijuana, citing “therapy, meditation, and weed” as the three pillars that shaped her healthier lifestyle. “Weed has had such a positive impact on me,” she said, adding that she “micro doses” with a THC gummy before bed and occasionally before exercising.

She also doesn’t go a day without meditation. “Sometimes I’d just masturbate. They both start with m, and your brain lets you relax after each one, so who cares?”

*Live today the Chelsea Handler way. Check off each upon completion.

Therapy []        meditation []                weed []             masturbate []  

micro dose before bed []

BODY

Joakim Noah 1985

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“For conditioning we did a lot of jogging, sprinting, jump roping, and on-court basketball workouts. There are also hill workouts, sprinting with bands, and biking. The results were outstanding. I gained 15 pounds of lean muscle and my strength increased dramatically.”

Check off on your day below –

Jog []   Sprint []            Jump rope []    Play basketball []         Sprint up hills []           Bicycle []

SOUL

George Harrison 1943

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To cultivate his deep devotion to Krishna (the Sanskrit name for God in human form), he would wake up early and perform yoga postures for half an hour or so.

*Wake up early and perform yoga postures for half an hour while chanting: “Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare.” Beatles music in the background is optional.

MONEY

Ric Flair 1949

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Ric Flair Finance, formed in September 2007 as a loan referral service, was not licensed. The company was shut down in North Carolina, and Flair’s partner in the venture ended up suing Flair for not paying back a loan Flair had taken from him.

*Flair had no experience in finance, and he also wasn’t licensed. As you continue to strive for your own business, learn from the mistakes of the Nature Boy.

ENTERTAINMENT

Sean Astin 1971 – watch The Goonies

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*Watch a young Sean Astin in The Goonies before he was Rudy or Sam

FOOD

Carrot Top 1969

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Breakfast: carrot top green juice [] Lunch: warm carrot top salad [] Dinner: carrot top pesto over pasta []

*Enjoy these carrot top recipes and “The Nature Boy’s” daily intake of alcohol today. This should not be done alone. Whoooooo!

SIDENOTE: Wrestling legend Ric Flair had 15 drinks a day and slept with 10,000 women

*Use today to get a haircut. There is some great birthday lettuce to inspire a new hairstyle. George Harrison, Joakim Noah, Carrot Top, and Ric Flair. Ask your stylist for a combination of all 4.

SNUB – Rashida Jones 1976

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Travis Jones

I was born in Northwestern Pennsylvania and lived in a trailer park. I was raised by very conservative and religious (Wesleyan Methodist) parents. By some miracle I graduated college and moved to Florida. I have been a public school teacher since 1995. I have 7 years until I can retire. I was married in 1999 and divorced in 2001. I remarried in 2017 to Kate - 21 years my junior. Some of my life experiences as a 46-year-old, white American male, will come through in my writing, but the majority of this daily journey will be dedicated to improving myself, and hopefully you as well.

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